This message is for you, the humble and ever so paranoid conspiracy theorist. Yes, you. We are all watching you right now. Planning. You’ve discovered the existence of our poisonous chemtrails, and you’ve even bungled your way our convert coverups. So what? We’ve been seeding the air with deadly poisons because… it uhmm…. it… makes us feel good about ourselves. Yes, that makes perfect sense, right? Knowing that we are slowly poisoning large swathes of the world via airplane is the only thing that helps us get out of bed in the morning. But no one will ever believe you — those fools will probably just tell you the trails are ” harmless condensation.”
So go ahead, buy this app and read all the stuff that is likely available freely on the internet. Use it’s resources to “trawl podcasts” and discover the horrible dangers of the very place you stand now.
You see, we want you to buy the app, because we are the one who are selling it! [maniacal laughter] That’s right, every sale just funds our “military industrial complex.”
Chemtrails [ $0.99 App Store ]
app name tagline feature list info Chemtrails – the VISIBLE attack from above is the greatest conspiracy of our time! Look to the skies, knowledge is power! This is the app that shares the news, views, photos and videos documenting the poisoning of the populace by the military industrial complex.
FEATURES
- The best news.
- The greatest blogs.
- Video evidence.
- Photo galleries.
- Unique trawl of podcasts.
- see real photos displayed in GoogleMaps next to your own location.
- read the Wikis.
[ iTunes $0.99 Chemtrails ]
