“Hey, Tim, howzit hangin’?”
“Why, hello, Jake, ol’chap. I am doing quite well on this balmy spring morn. And how is your constitution on wondrous day?”
“Uh, dude, why’re you speakin’ like that?”
“I am sorry, Jacob, I am not sure what you mean by your present line of inquiry. Perhaps it is because I was so wrapped up in Kant’s Critique of Pure Reason.”
“What are you talking about? When did you learn to read?!”
“Is there something unsatisfactory to you about my choice activity?”
“Dude, I’m supposed ta be the smart one. Your, like, my stupid sidekick.”
“I am sorry, Jake, but—”
“You’re messing up the order, Tim!”
“Quite. It seems that my brain training has enabled my once feeble and dim mind to bloom into an exquisite P. Sogo Yukidian.”
“Oh, sorry m’dear boy, that is a particularly beautiful variety of Asiatic orchid. You really must read some horticultural books when you have some spare time. At any rate the reality is that I am now the smart one and I will be the one giving orders now. Understood?”
“Do you really not understand, or are you just being impertinent? I will not tolerate any insolence from you. At the rate my brain in improving, I will soon be the smartest person alive.”
The race is on. If you wait too long you’ll kick yourself and your untrained brain for all the opportunities you’ve missed. Think of the chess matches, yacht club races, and Nobel Peace Prizes you’ll be winning with just a few short hours of brain training each day.
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